Pre Exam Syndromes of Medical Student~~~

At this time of the year, medical students will turn themselves into bookworms..u can find the bookworms everywhere around the uni even the christmas is just around the corner..what are the pre exam syndromes of Medical Student???hurmmmm...

1. Emotional Distress : kang biler tgh2 study tuh ader la terdengar jeritan2 kecil what we call as sudden scream...arghhhhh.its not the kind of orgasmic scream or neither pain or shcok..it was the scream arising from the stress. Besides, Students also tend to easily get angry over small things..

2. Lack of Social Interaction : when the clock is ticking faster and faster so does ur heart..u are afraid of not getting all the academic material covered before the exam..thus u will lock urself in the room..study all day long..sometimes u dont even wanna talk to people..before, u used to eat together now u said i'm gonna eat alone cause i need to be quick..u used to hang around the TV for favourite shows now u said i dont have time for that..huhuhu..

3. Favourite quotations : 'Weyh cuakss seyhh nak exam..giler baber banyak aa x study lagi'..isn't it rite fendi??hahaha..yg jadik magsanyer adalah pendi..have to listen for that lines everytime the exam is coming..so i guess u know the drill oready huh?one more lines..'cepat2..takder masa nak dibazirkan nih'..hahaha

4. Cinta beralih arah: dulu cintaku pada citer korea, tv shows, movie, bola, ker paper ker..kini cinta ku pada buku..adakah buku jua menchentaiku??..tp sampi biler2 pun aku takkan menchentai buku..tp i still love knowledge yg x kener hapal..yg tau sudeyhh..hahah

5. Conversation : Now every conversation is filled with medical jargons and infos...apraxia, aphasia, nocturnal wuteva, horner's syndrome and etc etc etc..no more useless talk, no more dirty jokes, no more funny laughter...

6. Self-Care : U care less about ur self..u eat everyting that catches ur eyes..simple and easy..megi lah jawapanyer..u don't bother about ur appearance anymore, u go out without shaving..ur hair is messy..ur study table is filled with files, book, choclates wrapping, notes and wuteva u can find..sometimes even the plates, the glass and so on..

7. Library : sudden sudden library become ur second home and others homeless as well..library became the best 5 stars hotelnow...kalo boleh nak tido situh tross kan..tp mmg kalo study kt library mmg ngantoss..tp they got heater in library..so can save electric bill weyhss..jom gi library..

8. Your Room : one word..BERSEPAH!!!!

9. Lectures : Haaa..this one is so obvious..a week or two before the exam, u feel ur class become smaller and smaller..kalo BH tuh maybe 2/10 of the class jer kot..students tend to escape lectures to concentrate on studies..saya???tidak terkecuali..this force the phisiology department to take attendance and u will not be allowed to sit for the exam if the attendance is poor..hahah..saper2 yg escape tuh Dr. Gabruers dah emo..naseb laaa..hahaha..

10. GOD : At last, after all the efforts you've put into, u now tawakkal to GOD, u r like a prodigal, returning to ur own One and Only Creator...this is the time when u double ur doa, ur solat and all..time2 nih la baru nak terhegeh2 menadah tgn..tyme laen ketika seronok..lupo...the good thing is, at least u know everyting is decided by GOD..u have no power of saying to it..so u tawakkal..good thing to do..but why is it only at that time of the year??because we are human, we seek for God's attention when we are in need, when we are vulnarable..but when we are in joy and laughter, we put God aside..well it happens to some of us..me included..

p/s : this is my Pre exam syndrome..xberkaitan dgn yg idop atau mati..